I’m flying on a argee and I see what LOOKS LIKE a sarco, I go to check it out because they’re easy to tame at low levels, I lure it to a cliff side while I fly up without looking at its name stupid me, I look over the cliff and see this thing launch up like a rocket and bite me ( I died) while my argee just watches. (I later realized it was on passive)

Me riding by swamp on my boat

Kaproshchus oooo I’ll just get mad jump at the human kill his igonadon and him

I found it on a beach and then I was like

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope allot of NOPE

So I just made a new game in Island, Made my torch and was just walking along the beach when all of a sudden this THING JUMPS OUT OF THE WATER AND ATTACKS ME. My friend and tribe mates heard me scream and asked what was wrong and I told them to come to me. They came and I got my bola out and ran hehehehehe 😉

Me while walking around with my guns: I hate swamps but my weapons are superior

"Kaprosuchus proceeds to jump and bite a parasaur in front of me"

Me: "insert Wilhelm scream"

Me after killing it: I'm the best

"Proceeds to get attacked and dragged to the swamp and get killed by a level 3 kaprosuchus*

Me: ಠ_ಠ

I land my argent for stam. Get snatched by a kapro— I’m glitched in its mouth so i can’t fight back— it swims away with me. A therizino kills the kapro. At this point all of my armor is gone, i have low health, low stam, and an aggro’d Therizino right on my tale

Roses are red violets are blue if this thing jumps you are scrud

With the god powers you can ride any mount and press fly and there you have it flying Dinos umm be careful not to dismount

Hippity hoppity you are now my property (don’t go to swaps it’s way too dangerous)

AVOID SWAMP LAKES AND RIVERS! THIS GUY IS DANGEROUS

it make me ded

A hElPfUl TiP ShOuLd InClOuDe A fEw MoRe WoRdS

WHAT ARE U DOING IN MY SWAMP....

I’m living in the swamp YEAH and saw a kaprosuchus he came to bite MEH face and I asked him WHAT THE F*CK ARE YA DOING IN MAH SWAMP DONKEY!!!!!☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

You:*exists 1 mile away from swamp

Kapro: hEre WE gO bOyS

Doctor: helo

You:where am

Doctor: in hospital. Ok now your arm is in pluto. Hmm and ur leg is in genesis

You: wait, arnt we in genesis?

Doctor: no, this is the REAL real world

You: oh oka... WAIT WTH AAAAAAAHHHHHHH. OOOHHH THE PAAAIIIIN THOSE *BLEEP* KAPROS!!!! ONCE I GET OUTTA HERE IMA TEAR THEIR ASS HOLES OUT AND EAT THEIR *BLEEP* ING BALLS

Up pls

Are you having trouble with kapros on pc is crashing when they pounce at you we’ll all you gotta do is STAY OUTTA DA SWAMP

This bastard: can carry creatures in its mouth*

Rex, Giga, and other theropods: THE DEVS HAVE ABANDONED US!

When these things appear in scorched earth, they just immediately add florida to the Australian Outback and I hate it

Me and my dad tamed scorpions and were trying to take them back to our base but on the way, kapros kept jumping at him even though I went first and was an easier target

Punch him 2 times on its head and but some barriers to tameit

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