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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
For some reason I get entertained by the weirdest things so one of my favorite things to do on a free day is play toss the penguin. You get 2 mammoths and a friend and basically just toss around a wild kairuku w the mammoths grab ability. If u donβt got a friend, toss it into the ocean and watch it swim back.
More Kairuku Funny Tips
Get 3 and name them after the penguins in the Madagascar movie
If you love these guys and don't want to kill them, KILL THEIR JACKASS COUSINS THE HESPERONIS
Skipper: FREDERICO, STOP EATING THAT THING ON YOUR ARM
Private looking at a theri: Are you my grandpa?
Kowalski: It seems like we're stuck on some ARK skipper
Rico: AUAAHHAAUHAHUAHAU (While chasing a mosochops)
c l u b p e n g u i n
NOOT NOOT
Put a Santa hat on it and re name it Santa kairuku.tell your friends it's a new Christmas update for ark and watch them try and figure out how to get a penguin like yours.its funny.TRUST ME!
Updoot if you like this idea...have a great day
I had a baby penguin called baba.
I liked baba.
But the raiders didn't.
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.
Smile and wave boys.. smile and wave
These things drop yummy candy called organic polymer. The candy is so delicious that it takes you to heaven
Literally