Skipper: FREDERICO, STOP EATING THAT THING ON YOUR ARM
Private looking at a theri: Are you my grandpa?
Kowalski: It seems like we're stuck on some ARK skipper
Rico: AUAAHHAAUHAHUAHAU (While chasing a mosochops)
Get 3 and name them after the penguins in the Madagascar movie
If you love these guys and don't want to kill them, KILL THEIR JACKASS COUSINS THE HESPERONIS
c l u b p e n g u i n
NOOT NOOT
Put a Santa hat on it and re name it Santa kairuku.tell your friends it's a new Christmas update for ark and watch them try and figure out how to get a penguin like yours.its funny.TRUST ME!
Updoot if you like this idea...have a great day
I had a baby penguin called baba.
I liked baba.
But the raiders didn't.
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.
Smile and wave boys.. smile and wave
Pengu
A good tip should have more words
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
