Dodo: the Mf of the beach, the father
All the rest of the Mfs
Jerboa:Mf of the desert
Ferox:Mf of genesis
Bulbdog: Mf of aberration
Kapro: Mf of swamp
Ant: Mf of the world
Compy:Mf of jungle
Dilo:no sir I am
Kaiuku: I am Mf of snow beaches
ALL OF THE OLDER MFS HAVE LEFT LE CHAT
Get 3 and name them after the penguins in the Madagascar movie
If you love these guys and don't want to kill them, KILL THEIR JACKASS COUSINS THE HESPERONIS
Skipper: FREDERICO, STOP EATING THAT THING ON YOUR ARM
Private looking at a theri: Are you my grandpa?
Kowalski: It seems like we're stuck on some ARK skipper
Rico: AUAAHHAAUHAHUAHAU (While chasing a mosochops)
c l u b p e n g u i n
NOOT NOOT
Put a Santa hat on it and re name it Santa kairuku.tell your friends it's a new Christmas update for ark and watch them try and figure out how to get a penguin like yours.its funny.TRUST ME!
Updoot if you like this idea...have a great day
I had a baby penguin called baba.
I liked baba.
But the raiders didn't.
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.
Smile and wave boys.. smile and wave
These things drop yummy candy called organic polymer. The candy is so delicious that it takes you to heaven
Literally