Pro: Their polymer gives you a ten minute buff, boosting your damage and damage resistance! 😈 Noob: Ok I’ll… | Kairuku Funny

733 points 😂 Funny Dec 13, 2016 Report

c l u b p e n g u i n

460 points 😂 Funny Jan 3, 2017 Report

NOOT NOOT

304 points 😂 Funny Dec 15, 2019 Report

Put a Santa hat on it and re name it Santa kairuku.tell your friends it's a new Christmas update for ark and watch them try and figure out how to get a penguin like yours.its funny.TRUST ME!

Updoot if you like this idea...have a great day

361 points 😂 Funny Aug 12, 2017 Report

I had a baby penguin called baba.

I liked baba.

But the raiders didn't.

237 points 😂 Funny Jun 17, 2020 Report

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

266 points 😂 Funny Feb 20, 2018 Report

Smile and wave boys.. smile and wave

222 points 😂 Funny Jul 16, 2017 Report

Rip club penguin

Rest in spaghetti never forgotetii

134 points 😂 Funny Feb 8, 2021 Report

These things drop yummy candy called organic polymer. The candy is so delicious that it takes you to heaven

Literally

193 points 😂 Funny Jan 8, 2018 Report

Now presenting:

Dodos, on ice

127 points 😂 Funny Nov 4, 2020 Report

I got one that was stubborn and wouldn’t listen to my whistles.

I named it Karen

Dododex

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