Me: hello little guys you are so cute why would anyone want to kill you guys?

Wildcard: they give you organic polymer.

Me who is poor and just built a faby: cowabunga it is.

c l u b p e n g u i n

It's a penguin. I have tamed several of these little guys as I need them. Penguin is cool. Aight imma head out now.

Pro: Their polymer gives you a ten minute buff, boosting your damage and damage resistance! 😈

Noob: Ok I’ll try it

Noob: *dies*

Pro: *laughs*

These things drop yummy candy called organic polymer. The candy is so delicious that it takes you to heaven

Literally

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

I once tamed a whole load of these and killed a giga.

Put a Santa hat on it and re name it Santa kairuku.tell your friends it's a new Christmas update for ark and watch them try and figure out how to get a penguin like yours.its funny.TRUST ME!

Updoot if you like this idea...have a great day

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