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Jerboa
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So I was once on a pvp server where I had a red jerboa (there rare) and we were living in vacuum chambers so I accidentally flooded mine and... Reginald died. Then the server ROLLED BACK and he died again cause my tribe mate used him for carrying bullets, crashed and forgot he was underwater. Imma miss you lil bro, you couldn’t fight or tank but ... you filled my heart with joy

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When u encounter one of these, run for ur very life.

Sure they may look cute but that's all a ruse, in reality they are baby faced killers.

so yea RUN...

Why are u still here?,

Ya like jazz?

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*Me when i have to sacrifice my little Zilla to the other side of the allo's:"I'm sorry little one"(infinty war)

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Otter: I will keep you warm

shinehorn: I will light your path

Jerboa: IS GONNA RAIN

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Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

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Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...

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Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.

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Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.

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DOT UNDERESTIMATE THEM, THOSE LITTLE DEVILS COST ME MY LIGHTNING WYVERN (named Bluetooth)

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How to make a nuclear siren 🚨☢️.

1. Tame like about 12 to 30

2. Put them inside your base

3. Wait for the weather to get bad

4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)

5. You have a nuclear siren

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Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff

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