Silly Rabbit! Tricks are for kids!

I named my jaboa Harry bobo with a witch hat

I tamed some on scorched but kept dying so there’s like three jerboas out there that belong to me but r prob gonna starve in like 5 days

All fo which were named squeaks

Oh well they’re disposable

Just RUN. They are the scariest things I’ve ever seen in my life If someone has an army RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

Do not put a baby Jerboa in a pod right away if you plan to raise it later. Because their health is so low, it kills the baby. Found this out last night.

If you plan to raise for colors, do not pod the babies till their health is much higher.

They are like desert squirrels they are evil like squirrels

Compared to a Ferox this thing is a “waste of space” to use the Dursley’s terms for Harry

If you kill these I’m coming for your kneecaps.

Someone should make a mod that allows these guys to mutate to obsidian like a ferocious does to element. Could be a fun idea. If any of you are mod devs mabey consider?

The dossier: (PART 2)

...so taming Renopila does have practical uses that can justify its perch upon one's shoulder.

Not that I need justification, but I'll take whatever excuse I can get.

Bob is dulishus and loves eating my shorts

Imagine having like 10 of these and creating an official newscast for your entire server

Why go on messages and jerboa say incoming sh*tstom

So I was taming one and I went to get berries and a thorny dragon 🦔🐉 and it look at me 🤫 and spiked me! 🦔🐉! Also there adorable 🥰

Bring a acendent longneck with 20 drank darts and knock this out. I dare you. I double dare you. If you don’t you’re A DODO. Also use COOKED LAMB CHOPS. That’s it favorite. TRY IT

Cutest thing ever in the hole game

They were like dancing my room Subway in Murphy

Crikky! If this thing jumped on me, I'd be knocked out like a baby wallaby! Now watch as I jam my finger up its butthole for a covid test.....

ITS SO CUTE I WANT TO SQUEEZE IT🙀🙀🙀🙀😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

When scorched earth released Jerboa: I have the cutest face every

2020: Ark Genesis is about to release. Genesis releases Ferox: Alright let’s do this LEEROY JENKINS