Me eat jerb legs last night! Others bola me until me Xbox dies

It adorable and can be carryed on shoulder bad they don't gathe sadly but do cool stuff =3 ♡

They look so cute in ark but in real life they look like 2 legged jumping rats

HEHE we did it again my fellow furries we have conquered yet another game :3 uwu

Johnny, johnny, yes papa, eating nintendo gamecards? No papa, telling lies? No papa. Open wide. Ah ah *retching

Hi

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mmm… t h e y t a s t e s o g o o d

It sucked my dick

Then it tried to lick

Lick my dick

But h then came flick

He flicked the dick

The sucker of dick

Ya make it die and put the corpse on someone’s base and make em cry then kill HIM

Wait if you poop before the jerboa sniffs it will just smell your poop

Cool thing is they are real and I just wanna get one

Otter: I’m the cutest thing in ark! Jerboa comes: hi otter: try’s to kill all the jerboas. Oueen jerboa comes: what is going on! Kills all of the otters even the king. The first otter: ummm bye!! I hope you liked it I will put more on the allo page okay

Your enemy: I HAVE TEN JERBOAS MOTHER FRICKERS

You: I know how to avenge my dead argy, heh heh heh *sus*

Some random guy: you a little sus, boi

You: let me get my gun *pulls out ascendent longneck* BAM

The night after…

You: TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER, JERBOAS

Your enemies screen: jerboa lvl 1 was kill by youX10

Your enemy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU SHALL SUFFER MY WRATH

You: shut the frick up

Your enemy: BRING IT ON

you: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR JERBOAS IN HECK *gets on STEALH BOMBER, your war quetz

You: DIE, YOU POOP EATING, CRAP HEADED, KAREN

Your enemy: YOU DARE CALL ME A KAREN!?!

You: NUKES AWAY *gets on rocket turret and shoots his base, along with cannon fire*

Your enemy: 🏳, I surrender, let me be your servant

It may seem nice but it is rude

Jerboa: wut is tht. Jerboa 2 it smells like bacon. Jerboa 3: I know wut tht is :all jerboas ITS A DAEDON! Daedon:who said tht. Jerboas:us. Daedon:IM GONNA EAT U. Jerboa: HELP US. Wyvern playin video games wyvern hears something yelping 4 help the wyvern scares the bacon pig away and then the jerboas get tamed. was tht a funny story? Like if it was

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This slump is a freaking disgusting disease rip off of ferox

I OOFED IT ONE SHOT but i ate rare flowers at really low health and one killed me

Name one Rick and another one Morty and…BOOM!you got yourself a Rick and Morty episode 👍🏽

I tamed a bunch of these then my freinds started trying to steal them so I killed all my freinds