I tamed some on scorched but kept dying so there’s like three jerboas out there that belong to me but r prob gonna… | Jerboa Funny

401 points 😂 Funny Aug 15, 2021 Report

*Me when i have to sacrifice my little Zilla to the other side of the allo's:"I'm sorry little one"(infinty war)

Jerboa be like it gon rain(family guy meme)

503 points 😂 Funny Sep 13, 2017 Report

Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...

468 points 😂 Funny Aug 1, 2017 Report

Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.

347 points 😂 Funny Dec 13, 2019 Report

Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

396 points 😂 Funny Sep 27, 2017 Report

Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.

345 points 😂 Funny Oct 21, 2016 Report

Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff

174 points 😂 Funny May 31, 2021 Report

How to make a nuclear siren 🚨☢️.

1. Tame like about 12 to 30

2. Put them inside your base

3. Wait for the weather to get bad

4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)

5. You have a nuclear siren

213 points 😂 Funny Mar 9, 2020 Report

I tamed one with my girlfriend

Me: what should we na,

My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!

243 points 😂 Funny Aug 12, 2017 Report

It died, I cried, my dino's made that Paracer fly. RIP: Unnamed Jerboa 2017-2017

'Atleast I got my Desert hat back'

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