*Me when i have to sacrifice my little Zilla to the other side of the allo's:"I'm sorry little one"(infinty war)

Otter: I will keep you warm

shinehorn: I will light your path

Jerboa: IS GONNA RAIN

Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...

Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.

Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.

DOT UNDERESTIMATE THEM, THOSE LITTLE DEVILS COST ME MY LIGHTNING WYVERN (named Bluetooth)

Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff

I tamed one with my girlfriend

Me: what should we na,

My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!