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Jerboa
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Let's pretend we have a baby jerboa, and we paint it green

Ehem..

Baby yoda!

Baby yoda

Flying in his pod,

Baby yoda.

Baby yoda!

Baby yoda.

Flying in his pod baby yoda.

The world has gone insane

And they don't know what is right

You have to keep on keepin' on

Get on that blarg and hold on tight, TTTIIIIGGHHTTTTTT

Baby yoda! Dododod

Baby yoda. Dododod

Flying in his poooodddddddddddd......baby yoooodddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaa YEAH!!

Baby yoda song

Made another in otter section

Check it out

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*Me when i have to sacrifice my little Zilla to the other side of the allo's:"I'm sorry little one"(infinty war)

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Otter: I will keep you warm

shinehorn: I will light your path

Jerboa: IS GONNA RAIN

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Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

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Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...

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Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.

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Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.

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How to make a nuclear siren 🚨☢️.

1. Tame like about 12 to 30

2. Put them inside your base

3. Wait for the weather to get bad

4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)

5. You have a nuclear siren

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DOT UNDERESTIMATE THEM, THOSE LITTLE DEVILS COST ME MY LIGHTNING WYVERN (named Bluetooth)

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Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff

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I tamed one with my girlfriend

Me: what should we na,

My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!

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