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Jerboa
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Found one of these little cuties up in the Chalk Hills In Valguero. I tamed it immediately, named him Jerry. Jerry was such a good boy, he always stuck right by my side up on my cliff home. Then... A rex wandered into our area, thankfully we were at home on the cliff, so the rex couldn’t reach us. I accidentally double pressed y while I was looking down on the rex, when suddenly I see poor Jerry flying down right into the rexes view. I watched as he was devoured by the beast..

One day... I’ll get my revenge for Jerry.

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*Me when i have to sacrifice my little Zilla to the other side of the allo's:"I'm sorry little one"(infinty war)

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Otter: I will keep you warm

shinehorn: I will light your path

Jerboa: IS GONNA RAIN

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Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

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Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...

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Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.

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Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.

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How to make a nuclear siren 🚨☢️.

1. Tame like about 12 to 30

2. Put them inside your base

3. Wait for the weather to get bad

4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)

5. You have a nuclear siren

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DOT UNDERESTIMATE THEM, THOSE LITTLE DEVILS COST ME MY LIGHTNING WYVERN (named Bluetooth)

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Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff

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I tamed one with my girlfriend

Me: what should we na,

My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!

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