Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Your enemy: I HAVE TEN JERBOAS MOTHER FRICKERS
You: I know how to avenge my dead argy, heh heh heh *sus*
Some random guy: you a little sus, boi
You: let me get my gun *pulls out ascendent longneck* BAM
The night afterβ¦
You: TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER, JERBOAS
Your enemies screen: jerboa lvl 1 was kill by youX10
Your enemy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU SHALL SUFFER MY WRATH
You: shut the frick up
Your enemy: BRING IT ON
you: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR JERBOAS IN HECK *gets on STEALH BOMBER, your war quetz
You: DIE, YOU POOP EATING, CRAP HEADED, KAREN
Your enemy: YOU DARE CALL ME A KAREN!?!
You: NUKES AWAY *gets on rocket turret and shoots his base, along with cannon fire*
Your enemy: π³, I surrender, let me be your servant
More Jerboa Funny Tips
*Me when i have to sacrifice my little Zilla to the other side of the allo's:"I'm sorry little one"(infinty war)
Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...
Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*
Crush: Why do you have so many...
Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING
Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.
Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.
Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff
How to make a nuclear siren π¨β’οΈ.
1. Tame like about 12 to 30
2. Put them inside your base
3. Wait for the weather to get bad
4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)
5. You have a nuclear siren
I tamed one with my girlfriend
Me: what should we na,
My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!
It died, I cried, my dino's made that Paracer fly. RIP: Unnamed Jerboa 2017-2017
'Atleast I got my Desert hat back'
The deadliest Dino to ever roam the scorched earth it will instantly kill any level dragon...