Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Your enemy: I HAVE TEN JERBOAS MOTHER FRICKERS
You: I know how to avenge my dead argy, heh heh heh *sus*
Some random guy: you a little sus, boi
You: let me get my gun *pulls out ascendent longneck* BAM
The night afterβ¦
You: TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER, JERBOAS
Your enemies screen: jerboa lvl 1 was kill by youX10
Your enemy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU SHALL SUFFER MY WRATH
You: shut the frick up
Your enemy: BRING IT ON
you: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR JERBOAS IN HECK *gets on STEALH BOMBER, your war quetz
You: DIE, YOU POOP EATING, CRAP HEADED, KAREN
Your enemy: YOU DARE CALL ME A KAREN!?!
You: NUKES AWAY *gets on rocket turret and shoots his base, along with cannon fire*
Your enemy: π³, I surrender, let me be your servant
