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You’d think that when this greedy birb steals all of my narcotic it would…

Ichthyornis
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You’d think that when this greedy birb steals all of my narcotic it would fall asleep but nope he just eats it and is still flying waiting to take all of my meat

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He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he eat your narcotic stacc.

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I’m pretty sure if a seagull eats my 250 narcotics it would fall asleep at least right? NO

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You have a fertilized lightning wyvern egg?

Oh well thats to bad

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Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

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Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble

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He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.

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Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys

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Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...

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MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

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Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga

What was the second one again?

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