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Itchy bird: “I’m gonna steal your stuff!”

Bob: “Haha! You cant eat Wyvern eggs, they’re too big! And my narcotics will knock you out!”

Itchy bird: “You think so, Bob? Well, watch this, Bob!”

Itchy bird: Eats Wyvern egg and somehow doesn’t die from the size of it and it’s air hole.

Itchy bird: Eats narcotics and somehow doesn’t get knocked out.

Bob: “HACKER NOOOO HOW I HATE YOU”

Itchy bird: “I’m not a hacker :( I just wanted fish”

Bob: runs away.

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