Every time I go outside one of these attack me. I can never kill them. Thats why everytime irl i go out side I get scared when I see a bird flying in the sky.

If you search "seagull" in the search bar, this creature will pop up

It reminds me of my ex girlfriend

Imagine being me and getting ganged up on while transporting oil and metal back to my base... let’s just say I had to do it over again.

Flappity Floppity ur 25 Quetz kibble is now my property

When I read the story of Greg I said buddy I'm pretty sure Greg will get wiped by pretty bord his melee damage is 8195.9 so 1v1 Greg vs pretty bord aka my mental support animal he will delete all my depression stay chill UwU watch your back Greg 😈

I once sniped one of these with my basic now. That's what you get for stealing my neurotoxins.

First get a reaper king to shoot the poision at them then kill them for eating 75 narcotics

Just spawned in cause my brother wanted a fresh game and the thing killed me but!!! My brother shoved a spear down it’s throat!!

POV you’re running with your new fabricated pistol Then you hear a squak then it steals the gun FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Strangle this thing till it’s head pops off IT IS A PAIN IN THE ARSE

These guys are such little f*ckers it was my first time playing ark and 5 of these guys started taking my stuff *coincidentally* that was the night I had a mental breakdown

As I walk down the beach, I hear a shrill scream

BREE- AAAAAAHHHHHH

Sufdenly, all my narcs and food are gone

*ANNOYING CHEWING NOISES*

I was on a tanning trip and my friend got koed by a scorpion so I tried to drag him back to our boat but a seagull still him.

They will find you when you just start to play they will make starting take 9+ more hours :)

It stole my ascendant Rex saddle as I was putting it on my Rex

These things look and act more like cranes than seagulls…

Rocking Rocking and rolling down through the beach I was strolling but the ichthyornis poking my head not fun I said ichthyornis stop it now

If I could, I’d gun em all down.

If I could I'd slap it with fish its that annoying 🙂