Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Just spawned in cause my brother wanted a fresh game and the thing killed me but!!! My brother shoved a spear down itβs throat!!
More Ichthyornis Funny Tips
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Oh what a lovely dayβ¦. Ichthyornis you sure about that?
He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.
(Me taming a Rex)
*Removed: x19 tranq darts*
Me:β¦
Rex: I killed your argy.
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
To this creature I say: no. Just no. NO! I said NO!!!
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!