Oh what a lovely day…. Ichthyornis you sure about that?

(Me taming a Rex)

*Removed: x19 tranq darts*

Me:…

Rex: I killed your argy.

Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

Nexus: To the user who said you can’t call palagornis seagulls anymore you can, to avoid mix ups you can call palagornis fat seagulls 😂

F**k these dumb b***hs who even thought about these d****ss in the first place

To this creature I say: no. Just no. NO! I said NO!!!

He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.

Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble

I hate them. Please kill them when you see one.

Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...