When one of these steals your stack of 20 Quetzal Kibble you spent weeks farming and eats it with a haunting CRUNCH...
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea🌊 Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels 🥯 Sorry but I had to “sea” if you liked that joke. Ok I will stop...
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
“Ichthyornis stole your thatch foundation”
It was useless
“Ichthyornis stole your parasaur egg”
Wasn't fertilized anyway
“Ichthyornis stole your assault rifle”
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT FOR!
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
