After I finally finished making my first water jar, I went over to the ocean to fill it up, and one of these pieces of garbage proceeds to steal and eat the jar.
I hope he internally bled out and died.
ichyornis stole your wood
ichyornis stole your stone
ichyornis stole your narcotics
ichyornis stole your mom
YOU LITTLE @$?!&
ichyornis stole your life
me pulls out auto guided missel launcher oh no you DIDNT
Worst Dino in game
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
“Ichthyornis stole your Thatch Wall!” Me: I don’t need that. “Ichthyornis stole your Ramshackle Fabricated Pistol!” Me: I have a Journeyman one. “Ichthyornis stole your Cryopoded Lvl 500 Reaper King!” GIVE. ME. IT. NOW. BAD. BIRD.
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!