Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ahh a Normal day on the ark wait where is my lystro *looks up* frick this bird took him *uses 2000000000000000000000000000 arrows and misses every shot * god dang it dodo attack * dodo kills it in one shot even though it is lvl 0 * how the heck you know what I wonβt even ask *lystro falls in water and gets killed by piranhas * aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
*breaks sound barrier* *looks in fridge IRL* where is my peanut butter *breaks sound barrier for 20000000000000000000 years *
More Ichthyornis Funny Tips
He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he eat your narcotic stacc.
Iβm pretty sure if a seagull eats my 250 narcotics it would fall asleep at least right? NO
Maybe if we got itchyornis and ithyosaurus together they could itch each otherβs itchy spots. Or eat each other. I have said itchy too many times.
β plastic bag
You have a fertilized lightning wyvern egg?
Oh well thats to bad
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?