Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ahh a Normal day on the ark wait where is my lystro *looks up* frick this bird took him *uses 2000000000000000000000000000 arrows and misses every shot * god dang it dodo attack * dodo kills it in one shot even though it is lvl 0 * how the heck you know what I wonโt even ask *lystro falls in water and gets killed by piranhas * aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
*breaks sound barrier* *looks in fridge IRL* where is my peanut butter *breaks sound barrier for 20000000000000000000 years *
More Ichthyornis Funny Tips
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
HOW TO KILL THIS THING
1. Craft the most powerful range weapon
2. Craft 100 ammo
3. Shoot it, but if you manage to kill it with one ammo, use the rest to shoot it's corpse.
โIchthyornis stole your thatch foundationโ
It was useless
โIchthyornis stole your parasaur eggโ
Wasn't fertilized anyway
โIchthyornis stole your assault rifleโ
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT FOR!