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Ichthyornis
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Seagull: Mine! ( steals your tranquilizer darts)

Player: … I hate seagulls

Seagull: ( steals ur spyglass)

Player: ( hears the eating noises) noooooo crystal is so hard to find on this map!

Seagull: (steals ur journeyman assault rifle)

Player: For gods sake… ( blasts seagull out of the sky)

( 10 more come for player)

Player: ( hyperventilating)

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Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

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He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.

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Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble

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Hide in water and plead for mercy.

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Of course they give us a airborne pego

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Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...

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Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga

What was the second one again?

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Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys

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MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

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"Everyone told me

Not to stroll on that beach.

They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,

Poke me in the coconut.'

And they did.

And they did"

Props to you if you get this refrence :)

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