Man I’m going to make so many narcotics with these berries
Ichthyornis: MY BERRIES NOW BITCH
5 minutes later
MY BOOTS NOW BITCH
A really good way to tame them is 1 round and a fabricated pistol works like a charm fir them pesky birds
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea🌊 Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels 🥯 Sorry but I had to “sea” if you liked that joke. Ok I will stop...
“Ichthyornis stole your thatch foundation”
It was useless
“Ichthyornis stole your parasaur egg”
Wasn't fertilized anyway
“Ichthyornis stole your assault rifle”
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT FOR!
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
When u get an argentavis and see a icthyornis: revenge
Icthyornis stole ur argentavis
Person: wtf that’s illegal
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
Dododex
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