Man I’m going to make so many narcotics with these berries
Ichthyornis: MY BERRIES NOW BITCH
5 minutes later
MY BOOTS NOW BITCH
Raptor - be so scared of me
Rex - Who'd be scared of you over me?
Giga - I'm so scary I'll destroy your base!
Me - nah
Itchyornis - Boo
Me - RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!
EXECUTION OF ALL ICTHYORNIS DATE JULY 30TH 2025
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
“Nothing I could do but run, when these birds attacked me. When I tried to run I fell, and then these kids start laughing…”
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!