Very not cool

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Very not cool

Unless you tame them

Then they're very cool

There things would TERRORISE me when I played on Ragnarok. I lived on a beach and these things were out it get me, I swear. Very annoying. It was super satisfying when I 360 no-scoped one with a crossbow ;). But that's not why I'm here. I'm here to tell you the tale of Karen, my precious ithyornis. I spent a very large number of tranq arrows trying to knock this bird out of the sky. I am a terrible shot. But finally, I hit her and I fed her some fish meat. I saw a fire in her eyes and let her perch on my shoulder. I've tamed so many things that I wouldn't have been able to tame without Karen. She can take an ordinary dodo, kill it, and turn it into food for something like a rex. This isn't like other stories, where the beloved creature dies at the end. Karen is still alive to this day.

10/10 would recommend. The only Karen that's good news.

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