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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Just When U Thought Ur Chips Were Safe lmao
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Ways to exterminate the terrorist
1#kill it with a shotgun groovy
2#tame a alpha king titan and ANNIHLATE AND DESTROY IT
3#dun Dunn dun Dunn dun Dunn Dunn dundundudndudndundun Jaws
1#kill it with a shotgun groovy
2#tame a alpha king titan and ANNIHLATE AND DESTROY IT
3#dun Dunn dun Dunn dun Dunn Dunn dundundudndudndundun Jaws
This thing stuffing all your guns in its fat stomach
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
βOh you have a very valuable TEK armor set thatβs Ascendant? Not anymore!β
Ichthyornis
I:I rob u
C:imma piece of crap
T:time to steal u stuff
C:im more piece of crap
Y:y must I be hated
O:o flip time to rob u more
R:really Iβm crap
N:now I eat u narcotics
I:Iβm only crap
S:so can I rob u
I:I rob u
C:imma piece of crap
T:time to steal u stuff
C:im more piece of crap
Y:y must I be hated
O:o flip time to rob u more
R:really Iβm crap
N:now I eat u narcotics
I:Iβm only crap
S:so can I rob u
Whould you rather be targeted by this or pegomastax
Real men kill it with a Alpha king Titan
I saw one and he flap his funny wing and... I should probably tell about death gripper instead. Once I tamed a dodo, I named it death gripper we adventured together we tamed two Dillos together after we tamed those dillos we started to make a base. One of these stupid things swooped down and took death gripper! He was flying around holding death gripper by the neck. Death gripper died to one of thes idiots. He was my first Dino too.π’π’π’
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
Me: I want a Pelegornis!
Ichthyornis: What did you call me? I SHALL STEAL YOUR WALLET!
Ichthyornis: What did you call me? I SHALL STEAL YOUR WALLET!