This is no laughing matter....There's a joke in there somewhere.

When you tell them jokes

Them: (laughing)

My friend: that’s a horrible joke

Me: the hyaenodons are laughing

My friend: It’s not laughing, it’s just something they do

Hyaenodons: “that joke was terrible, we should eat him as payback”

Me:(tells another joke)

Hyaenodons: (crying) (pounce on me)

Hyaenodons: that joke was literal crap

My friend: (tells a joke)

Your friend has died to hyaenodon level 350

Just a quick warning.. shouting Mufasa at them doesn't make them laugh.. or stop biting you!

I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.

He protec

He attac

But most importantly..

He want pat

Whether you're funny or not, they'll laugh anyways.

Oh who is a good boy, am I the only one that think they are dogs

They're laughing at you not with you.

Why the fuk do we tame this by petting it? I mean like seriously? WHO A GOOZD BOY? MY LEG IS ENJOYING YOUR TEETH MASSAGE

Why the fuk do we tame this by petting it? I mean like seriously? WHO A GOOZD BOY? MY LEG IS ENJOYING YOUR TEETH MASSAGE