“Quick and easy taming” -dodo dex

Me who really wants one but can’t even sneak up on one: I’m sorry but you are very misunderstood for that is not how it works.

-da utter

This is no laughing matter....There's a joke in there somewhere.

Just a quick warning.. shouting Mufasa at them doesn't make them laugh.. or stop biting you!

Swiggety swooty, this small boi is comin’ for ye booty

I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.

Whether you're funny or not, they'll laugh anyways.

They're laughing at you not with you.

He protec

He attac

But most importantly..

He want pat

If you see a pack of these running at you go ahead and start planning your next spawn location

Who would win?

An intelligent lifeform capable of crafting tools and domesticing beasts

A pack of good boi