Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Why the fuk do we tame this by petting it? I mean like seriously? WHO A GOOZD BOY? MY LEG IS ENJOYING YOUR TEETH MASSAGE
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This is no laughing matter....There's a joke in there somewhere.
Just a quick warning.. shouting Mufasa at them doesn't make them laugh.. or stop biting you!
Omg my dogs are on Ark!!!!!!! P.s my dogs act like these do all the timeβ¦..
I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.
Whether you're funny or not, they'll laugh anyways.
They're laughing at you not with you.
He protec
He attac
But most importantly..
He want pat
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He come in nine pack!
If you see a pack of these running at you go ahead and start planning your next spawn location
Who would win?
An intelligent lifeform capable of crafting tools and domesticing beasts
A pack of good boi