Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

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They're laughing at you not with you.
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This is no laughing matter....There's a joke in there somewhere.
Oh who is a good boy, am I the only one that think they are dogs
Just a quick warning.. shouting Mufasa at them doesn't make them laugh.. or stop biting you!
I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.
Why the fuk do we tame this by petting it? I mean like seriously? WHO A GOOZD BOY? MY LEG IS ENJOYING YOUR TEETH MASSAGE
aka DEATH DODGE
MORE WORDS BECAUSE WHY NOT
CAPS LOCK FOR THE WIN
Whether you're funny or not, they'll laugh anyways.
They killed my allosaurus and me
Long Live Cupcake! (Watch Axemanβs Primal Fear Series)
Long Live Cupcake! (Watch Axemanβs Primal Fear Series)