Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Don’t tame them. They’re dogs. In the wild, they run up and POOP ON YOUUUUU! Literally. I found a Pack once, and they grabbed me, bringing me home to their cave. They pinned me on the ground, arms and legs out, pried my mouth open, and sat down on it. Pooped in my mouth, my pants, my shirt, hat, boots... everything! Then they pooped on my limbs, trapping me there. They abandoned the cave when they were done. Later, a Tribe found me. Instead of helping me out, they laughed hysterically at me and grabbed me. They brought me to their base and caged me. I was still covered in the poop, and they didn’t clean me. They forced me to eat poop every day all day. I was their target practice. Soon enough, they released me, bringing me out to the wild. Right to another Pack... but this time I was nude. The hyenas’ private parts went into my holes... they devoured my breasts... and pooped on me again.
More Hyaenodon Funny Tips
I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.