Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Was minding my own on extinction and these lil ones come in and attack and killed my otter so I got in my mek and killed em as soon as I got out I got murdered by the survivors π
More Hyaenodon Funny Tips
This is no laughing matter....There's a joke in there somewhere.
Just a quick warning.. shouting Mufasa at them doesn't make them laugh.. or stop biting you!
I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.
Whether you're funny or not, they'll laugh anyways.
They're laughing at you not with you.
Look, I write funny tips. I enjoy it. But itβs hard to think of SOMTHING WHEN A HYENADON IS LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC IN MY EAR.
β plastic bag
He protec
He attac
But most importantly..
He want pat
If you see a pack of these running at you go ahead and start planning your next spawn location
Who would win?
An intelligent lifeform capable of crafting tools and domesticing beasts
A pack of good boi
My UME "domesticated" pets,
Kitty the Sabertooth
Doge the Hyenadon
And Goldy the Concelnaith*
(*forcetame required)