Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

PETITION FOR SHORTCUT NAME TO BE GOOD BOI. LIKE TO SIGN THE PETITION. IF YOU DO NOT SIGN DODODEX WILL NOT KNOW HOW MUCH OF A GOOD BOI HE IS.
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This is no laughing matter....There's a joke in there somewhere.
Taming a lvl 150 on mobile is definitely on the list of CIA torturing methods
Just a quick warning.. shouting Mufasa at them doesn't make them laugh.. or stop biting you!
I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.
Whether you're funny or not, they'll laugh anyways.
They're laughing at you not with you.
He protec
He attac
But most importantly..
He want pat
If you see a pack of these running at you go ahead and start planning your next spawn location
Who would win?
An intelligent lifeform capable of crafting tools and domesticing beasts
A pack of good boi
Brooooo these dudes are literally mans bestest friend they laugh at any joke even if itβs about them being so annoying to tame