Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
They kidnap you and take you to your den, laughing all the way there. They then strip your clothes off, and they all gang bang your entire body. Currently have two dog cรดcks in my mouth and three in my ass. The other is licking my fuc kin pussรฟ and I canโt escape. They have one holding me down.
Wait.. theyโre leaving?
OH SHIT HERE COMES THE ALPHA HIS CรCK IS GIGANTIC OHHHH ITS IN MY ASS WITH THE THREE CรCKS OH WOW
Wait.. theyโre leaving?
OH SHIT HERE COMES THE ALPHA HIS CรCK IS GIGANTIC OHHHH ITS IN MY ASS WITH THE THREE CรCKS OH WOW
More Hyaenodon Funny Tips
This is no laughing matter....There's a joke in there somewhere.
Why the fuk do we tame this by petting it? I mean like seriously? WHO A GOOZD BOY? MY LEG IS ENJOYING YOUR TEETH MASSAGE
My friend that was a noob he asked were to find them left with absolutely nothing 10 minutes later came back with a pack of them I was so confused cuz I canโt even get one that not in a taming pin
Just a quick warning.. shouting Mufasa at them doesn't make them laugh.. or stop biting you!
They killed my allosaurus and me
I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.
Whether you're funny or not, they'll laugh anyways.
Long Live Cupcake! (Watch Axemanโs Primal Fear Series)
They're laughing at you not with you.
If you see a pack of these running at you go ahead and start planning your next spawn location
