Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
They kidnap you and take you to your den, laughing all the way there. They then strip your clothes off, and they all gang bang your entire body. Currently have two dog cΓ΄cks in my mouth and three in my ass. The other is licking my fuc kin pussΓΏ and I canβt escape. They have one holding me down.
Wait.. theyβre leaving?
OH SHIT HERE COMES THE ALPHA HIS CΓCK IS GIGANTIC OHHHH ITS IN MY ASS WITH THE THREE CΓCKS OH WOW
More Hyaenodon Funny Tips
When the allied tribe punches one of the hyenas then needs help:
Friends? I thought he said we were the enemy.
Oh who is a good boy, am I the only one that think they are dogs
BlOoDy DoLlI
It's what one of my friends say when they see a hyenadon
This is no laughing matter....There's a joke in there somewhere.
Just a quick warning.. shouting Mufasa at them doesn't make them laugh.. or stop biting you!
I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.
Why the fuk do we tame this by petting it? I mean like seriously? WHO A GOOZD BOY? MY LEG IS ENJOYING YOUR TEETH MASSAGE
Whether you're funny or not, they'll laugh anyways.
aka DEATH DODGE
MORE WORDS BECAUSE WHY NOT
CAPS LOCK FOR THE WIN
aka DEATH DODGE
MORE WORDS BECAUSE WHY NOT
CAPS LOCK FOR THE WIN