A hesperornis walked up to a citronalade stand and he asked to the survivor running the stand hey bom bom bom got any mejo’s the survivor said no we only sell citronalade it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade you wanna give it a try , the hesperornis said nah I’ll pass and then he waddled away till the very next day bom bom bom bombidom ^RSD

Find A leedsicthis wheel him in and enjoy. Watch that taming effectiveness go to 2000%

This things deal 100,000,000 damage a hit, but only to fish.

Person: aww cute bird

Me: polymer

NOOT NOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA! That’s right you better run! Well… Try to at least.

No other bird can pick it up, but a human can

Ark logic

Well in ark u beat up a dinosaur and shoot it with arrows and then force feed it food then it loves u forever

Was walking down the beach and one of these looked at me and said “the f*ck you looking at” he then slapped me with his beak. To which my spino replied with a bite. The little flamingo didn’t make it.

Ooooooooo shiny egg me want ogga bogga.