Me: *found the Easter...* This thing: *lays golden egg*. Me: *sr pelo gasp* I FOUND A GOLD EGG!. This thing: NOBODY TOUCHA MY GOLD EGG. Me: *jumps into water, then notices piranhas*. Piranhas: *eating me* OM NOM NOM, OM NOM.
A hesperornis walked up to a citronalade stand and he asked to the survivor running the stand hey bom bom bom got any mejo’s the survivor said no we only sell citronalade it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade you wanna give it a try , the hesperornis said nah I’ll pass and then he waddled away till the very next day bom bom bom bombidom ^RSD