Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

When the terror bird involves
More Hesperornis Funny Tips
A hesperornis walked up to a citronalade stand and he asked to the survivor running the stand hey bom bom bom got any mejoβs the survivor said no we only sell citronalade itβs cold and itβs fresh and itβs all homemade you wanna give it a try , the hesperornis said nah Iβll pass and then he waddled away till the very next day bom bom bom bombidom ^RSD
Find A leedsicthis wheel him in and enjoy. Watch that taming effectiveness go to 2000%
This things deal 100,000,000 damage a hit, but only to fish.
Person: aww cute bird
Me: polymer
NOOT NOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA! Thatβs right you better run! Wellβ¦ Try to at least.
No other bird can pick it up, but a human can
Ark logic
Well in ark u beat up a dinosaur and shoot it with arrows and then force feed it food then it loves u forever
Was walking down the beach and one of these looked at me and said βthe f*ck you looking atβ he then slapped me with his beak. To which my spino replied with a bite. The little flamingo didnβt make it.
Ooooooooo shiny egg me want ogga bogga.
Hesperornis = Walmart duck
Hesperornis = Slender duck
THEY AGGRO FOR NO REASON
SO
UH
BEWARE