Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies

Anyone who tames this creature is an absolute beach bob. This thing is legit useless.
More Hesperornis Funny Tips
A hesperornis walked up to a citronalade stand and he asked to the survivor running the stand hey bom bom bom got any mejoβs the survivor said no we only sell citronalade itβs cold and itβs fresh and itβs all homemade you wanna give it a try , the hesperornis said nah Iβll pass and then he waddled away till the very next day bom bom bom bombidom ^RSD
Person: aww cute bird
Me: polymer
Me: polymer
Find A leedsicthis wheel him in and enjoy. Watch that taming effectiveness go to 2000%
First time ever seeing one of these in games was as follows:
*Friend and I cruising on raft down a river*
*Hesperonis jumps on raft*
(I'm sitting on a wooden chair on raft so somewhat immobile and taken aback)
*Hesperonis approaches me*
Me: "Awh. Kinda looks like a duck! What's up buddy?"
*Hesperonis pecks my fucking throat twice*
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
*Hesperonis gets one more peck in*
Me: *Three piece combo roid duck off my fucking vessel and sit back down in my chair*
Buddy: *hysterical laughter*
*Friend and I cruising on raft down a river*
*Hesperonis jumps on raft*
(I'm sitting on a wooden chair on raft so somewhat immobile and taken aback)
*Hesperonis approaches me*
Me: "Awh. Kinda looks like a duck! What's up buddy?"
*Hesperonis pecks my fucking throat twice*
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
*Hesperonis gets one more peck in*
Me: *Three piece combo roid duck off my fucking vessel and sit back down in my chair*
Buddy: *hysterical laughter*
SO CUTE, SO CUTE, SO CUTE, SO CUTE...
OMG.......................
PIPLUP, THIS IS YOUR RIVAL IN CUTENESS SO USE WATER GUN IN THE CUTEST WAY YOU CAN.
OMG.......................
PIPLUP, THIS IS YOUR RIVAL IN CUTENESS SO USE WATER GUN IN THE CUTEST WAY YOU CAN.
NOOT NOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This things deal 100,000,000 damage a hit, but only to fish.
I have one next to my house. I keep running up to it and moving away from its attacks. I really want to tame it but it would take to long but I will not kill it.
My friend hates these for absolutely no reason ,I know they can be annoying but all of a sudden he gasped loudly and I kept saying what? And then he pointed to it and said donβt get close and I said bruh itβs just a birb and then he brutally murderβd it
Was walking down the beach and one of these looked at me and said βthe f*ck you looking atβ he then slapped me with his beak. To which my spino replied with a bite. The little flamingo didnβt make it.