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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the grand tortugar? Funny grand tortugar jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2026-02-24T21:13:26+00:00

Welcome to ark, Grand Tortugar!

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2026-02-24T03:49:05+00:00

First Tip!!!!!

A helpful tip should include a few more words

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2026-02-17T02:24:33+00:00

So exactly what is this some sort of frog sharkasaur?

First tip

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2026-02-16T23:56:37+00:00

Is it turtle or a freaking centipede or are there just different animals mixed together?I'm getting really confused here.

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2026-02-15T21:40:23+00:00

Shark with horns and secret base

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2026-02-14T20:15:10+00:00

It looks like a shark. (Kinda)

First tip on this creature

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2026-02-14T05:44:01+00:00

What is this obomination.

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2026-03-27T21:03:10+00:00

Stop saying mean things about them you jerks what did they do to you! kill you in real life no they did not they could kill you in the game but it’s just a game you idiotic jerks and btw NOBODY CARES THAT ITS FROM ANOTHER GAME OR SHOW OR MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To: EVERYBODY THAT EVER COMMENTS

From: Rex

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2026-02-16T22:18:23+00:00

Whoo! First comment ark nah sci fi game withe abominations yes

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2026-02-14T12:16:53+00:00

Big turtle beetle thing?

🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🪲🪲🪲🪲

score -5 · Answer 11 · 2026-02-14T04:04:50+00:00

WHAT THE HELL??? . .

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2026-05-07T12:48:11+00:00

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