Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Stop saying mean things about them you jerks what did they do to you! kill you in real life no they did not they could kill you in the game but itβs just a game you idiotic jerks and btw NOBODY CARES THAT ITS FROM ANOTHER GAME OR SHOW OR MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: EVERYBODY THAT EVER COMMENTS
From: Rex
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HERE IS MY ANALYSIS
1/6 megalodon
1/6 Godzilla material
1/6 that natural astreos chaos
1/6 element
1/6 sleep coding devs
And 1/6 well who knows what
Definitely something mutant turtle
Does anyone else think that itβs just a dung beetle that has been injected with liquid element
Brachie: I have good health
Giga: I have no plot armor good health
Tortugur: plot armor thicker than three dodos a few raptors would beat me and I have useless horns
Apparently, nobody has added any tips about this thing yet. I guess you get to be digested by this thing or something like thatβ¦
I wonder how the turtle would feel to have living people tell it what to do from inside its guts. Does that count as "gut feeling"?
Now that I have seen them. They look like if a shark a morellatops and bettle had a babyβ¦
-TheBaryonyxHome
What exactly is thisβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦.
Just make sure you have the Astraeos DLC before unpodding it if a friend gifted it to you. Im having to watch mine die as I wait for the DLC to install. π
Another situation where you bola your tribe mate and run
I see a snapping turtle. Cant wait to get raided by people in their bayou skins with wheat in their mouth and a bajo in hand