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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the grand tortugar? Funny grand tortugar jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 7 · Answer 1 · 2026-02-25T01:09:42+00:00

Definitely something mutant turtle

score 7 · Answer 2 · 2026-02-20T01:58:29+00:00

HERE IS MY ANALYSIS

1/6 megalodon

1/6 Godzilla material

1/6 that natural astreos chaos

1/6 element

1/6 sleep coding devs

And 1/6 well who knows what

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2026-04-17T20:20:25+00:00

Does anyone else think that it’s just a dung beetle that has been injected with liquid element

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2026-03-30T08:24:19+00:00

Brachie: I have good health

Giga: I have no plot armor good health

Tortugur: plot armor thicker than three dodos a few raptors would beat me and I have useless horns

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2026-02-17T18:10:53+00:00

Apparently, nobody has added any tips about this thing yet. I guess you get to be digested by this thing or something like that…

I wonder how the turtle would feel to have living people tell it what to do from inside its guts. Does that count as "gut feeling"?

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2026-02-27T17:01:25+00:00

Now that I have seen them. They look like if a shark a morellatops and bettle had a baby…

-TheBaryonyxHome

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2026-02-18T15:55:16+00:00

What exactly is this………………………….

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2026-03-13T14:22:58+00:00

Just make sure you have the Astraeos DLC before unpodding it if a friend gifted it to you. Im having to watch mine die as I wait for the DLC to install. 🙃

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2026-03-03T11:45:32+00:00

Another situation where you bola your tribe mate and run

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2026-03-01T23:29:50+00:00

I see a snapping turtle. Cant wait to get raided by people in their bayou skins with wheat in their mouth and a bajo in hand

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2026-02-25T21:33:51+00:00

It aggressive I died immediately

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2026-02-17T20:23:38+00:00

<:NEXUS:>

FIRST TIP!!!

What is that?

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2026-03-19T22:21:50+00:00

Died on spot

No more words to say

…One tap gigga material bc it’s Godzilla and king gong baby

No more words

Fine okay more words

…..

It has heavy weight like a gas bag but it’s tanks

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2026-02-14T05:53:22+00:00

How to train your dragon stoik dragon

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2026-02-18T04:20:02+00:00

Boys did Titanus Shimo just get added to Ark? Now we need a Gigantopithecus (Yk, as Skar King) at the same size to ride it.

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2026-02-17T17:54:41+00:00

Nice. Just nice. A giant turtle shark with wings breaking into my house. Just nice. My dinos died. Great. I got ripped to pieces. Juuust nice.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2026-02-17T00:30:21+00:00

Bro looks like me after no sleep

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2026-02-15T23:45:02+00:00

ah the blastoise has reached the desert

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2026-03-09T16:19:14+00:00

I'm gonna be straight up haven't managed to knock one out yet because EVERY TIME I GET CLOSE THAT THING RUNS WHICH WOULD'NT BE A PROBLEM IF IT WOULDN'T INSTINCTIVELY RUNS TOWARDS THE WATER IN WHICH IT'S UNNECESSARY FAST FOR ITS SIZE simply don't try to knock out and high lvl when you're in the early game like me right now if you don't have a good crossbow or a trap good luck to everyone

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2026-02-28T17:37:34+00:00

He seems chill not dangerous at all