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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
what the flying shuck were the devs on dude why did they add a mutant adult…

what the flying shuck were the devs on dude why did they add a mutant adult flying turtle to ark did they come up with this idea in a fever dream
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If biology had nightmares this thing would be the worst it doesnโt even make sense you can say many creatures donโt make sense but they still donโt have a hole in them and somehow Iโll give you a breathing device itโs weird. Couldโve been better if feels like a sub.
HERE IS MY ANALYSIS
1/6 megalodon
1/6 Godzilla material
1/6 that natural astreos chaos
1/6 element
1/6 sleep coding devs
And 1/6 well who knows what
Definitely something mutant turtle
Brachie: I have good health
Giga: I have no plot armor good health
Tortugur: plot armor thicker than three dodos a few raptors would beat me and I have useless horns
Does anyone else think that itโs just a dung beetle that has been injected with liquid element
Another situation where you bola your tribe mate and run
Now that I have seen them. They look like if a shark a morellatops and bettle had a babyโฆ
-TheBaryonyxHome
What exactly is thisโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ.
Apparently, nobody has added any tips about this thing yet. I guess you get to be digested by this thing or something like thatโฆ
I wonder how the turtle would feel to have living people tell it what to do from inside its guts. Does that count as "gut feeling"?
Just make sure you have the Astraeos DLC before unpodding it if a friend gifted it to you. Im having to watch mine die as I wait for the DLC to install. ๐