what the flying shuck were the devs on dude why did they add a mutant adult flying turtle to ark did they come up with this idea in a fever dream

HERE IS MY ANALYSIS

1/6 megalodon

1/6 Godzilla material

1/6 that natural astreos chaos

1/6 element

1/6 sleep coding devs

And 1/6 well who knows what

Definitely something mutant turtle

A grand tortugar implies a normal tortugar

Brachie: I have good health

Giga: I have no plot armor good health

Tortugur: plot armor thicker than three dodos a few raptors would beat me and I have useless horns

Does anyone else think that it’s just a dung beetle that has been injected with liquid element

Now that I have seen them. They look like if a shark a morellatops and bettle had a baby…

-TheBaryonyxHome

What exactly is this………………………….

Apparently, nobody has added any tips about this thing yet. I guess you get to be digested by this thing or something like that…

I wonder how the turtle would feel to have living people tell it what to do from inside its guts. Does that count as "gut feeling"?

Just make sure you have the Astraeos DLC before unpodding it if a friend gifted it to you. Im having to watch mine die as I wait for the DLC to install. 🙃