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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the grand tortugar? Funny grand tortugar jokes submitted by ARK players.
I'm gonna be straight up haven't managed to knock one out yet because EVERY TIME I GET CLOSE THAT THING RUNS WHICH WOULD'NT BE A PROBLEM IF IT WOULDN'T INSTINCTIVELY RUNS TOWARDS THE WATER IN WHICH IT'S UNNECESSARY FAST FOR ITS SIZE simply don't try to knock out and high lvl when you're in the early game like me right now if you don't have a good crossbow or a trap good luck to everyone
Stop saying mean things about them you jerks what did they do to you! kill you in real life no they did not they could kill you in the game but it’s just a game you idiotic jerks and btw NOBODY CARES THAT ITS FROM ANOTHER GAME OR SHOW OR MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: EVERYBODY THAT EVER COMMENTS
From: Rex