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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the glowtail? Funny glowtail jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2023-10-27T03:14:02+00:00

Nameless:I’ll kill ANYTHING in my path

Rock Drake:what about that car insurance gecko

Nameless: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh y-yeah

Rock Drake: then kill it

*Nameless left the server

Rock Drake: sucker

*glowtail the car insurance guy was killed

Rex:NOOOO my f$&!ing car insurance!! 😭😭😭

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2023-07-18T21:09:29+00:00

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score -1 · Answer 3 · 2022-08-08T18:26:54+00:00

Please dont be ugly please dont be ugly…

*gasp*

OMGGGG

Up of u know the reference lol

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2022-02-10T20:04:22+00:00

This is the glow tail song I I’m cute my tail glow I can save car insurance and I I’m tiny

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2022-01-07T12:39:00+00:00

Whoever attackgecko is...

Why on the glowtail page cuz it looks like a lizard and a gecko is a lizard. You want to attack this poor creature?

One thing: change ur nickname

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-09T22:49:04+00:00

Student AvatarGood morning text from you and I love it when people don't like the fact I

The best thing to say I love it when you are

I don't have to do it when you have a good day to the point where you can do this

I don't think

at a news

Gig

I don't have to be a little too short to be the best of all

Really useful and I love the way I

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2020-10-21T21:39:09+00:00

Now Ik why my mom 👩🏻‍🦳 hates lizards 🦎🦎🦎🦎

In this game they glow 🌞

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2020-10-21T17:06:01+00:00

Go Fee-Fee GO!

Props to you if you got this refrence :)

*Polite clapping*

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2018-07-17T13:29:37+00:00

Why’s it tail glow but not something near its head like the rest of them..?

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2018-02-16T19:11:25+00:00

Tame one, and level it up, ITS THE 90’s AGAIN

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2019-02-11T06:45:01+00:00

Do not hatch 50 eggs at once. 3/4 of them will die 😅

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2018-12-14T21:42:10+00:00

It’s geico but domesticated

:D it’s your pet

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-02-13T03:15:12+00:00

Save 50% OR MORE WITH GLOWTAIL

Auto insurance

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-06-30T04:28:17+00:00

Creeper Creaper Reaper Reeper

Glowtail..... glowcelot...... Ocelot GLOWKELOST

SAVE MEH >get it... GLOW = low KE = Lowkey LOST = lost... so it shall become LOWKEY LOST!! Never mind...<

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-06-15T15:25:12+00:00

Tames a glow tail shove it like a ring to a reaper

reaper: *blushes* and runs 4000 miles away

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2021-07-13T00:33:21+00:00

L I Z A R D B O I

d o d o d e x : MORE WORDS. WE WANT MORE WORDS

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-04-17T06:53:19+00:00

Name it car insurance then let it roam free in your base boom free car insurance

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2022-03-14T14:23:12+00:00

Glow tails have wings but they don’t fly, weird

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2018-03-01T13:17:37+00:00

Here is a night light honey,holly crap it’s living

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-07-15T19:32:11+00:00

1 glowtail…..2 glowtail….3 glowtail….QUADDRILLION GLOWTAIL