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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the glowtail? Funny glowtail jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2022-12-21T23:47:12+00:00

with glow tail insurance you can save 15% on reapers

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-11-13T01:52:28+00:00

If you like lizards and stuff that goes on your back this guy is you’re guy and could someone pls tell me if these guys fly beacase they have wings and I have never seen them fly so can somebody pls tell me .

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2021-02-15T03:08:10+00:00

Me: What a nice lizard. Coyote Peterson: I WILL CALL IT WILSON

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-09-04T18:30:31+00:00

Reaper king run into radiation? Bulbdog die to a carno? No worries! Just call Glowtail LLC and we will fight to get you the compensation u deserve

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-18T20:38:12+00:00

Syntac: *kills glowtail*

Me: YOU ARE DED

RIP glowtail

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2020-12-29T22:02:37+00:00

Youfacing the guys she tells you not to worry about

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2020-02-20T18:53:14+00:00

Ain't nobody tango with the geico gecko

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2022-08-24T01:06:11+00:00

This used to be my favorite shoulder pet till I figured out about otters

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2022-06-17T21:15:56+00:00

Nerfed Bulbdogs and more ugly Bulbdogs are the cutest

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2022-05-28T09:40:30+00:00

* walks past a pack of reapers* reapers: Quick target Found. Attack! Me: I'm not scared of you! Shows glowtail to reapers* reapers: RUN IT'S A GLOWING BISH

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-10T00:55:02+00:00

Never seen one. And I love geckos! 😭😭😭

Tina originals

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2021-12-09T13:06:13+00:00

They may be cute but can easily kill you okay so RUN

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2021-07-14T22:35:08+00:00

Paint this bad boi green. Name it “the geico gecko”

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2021-03-24T13:28:26+00:00

When you switch to glow tail, save 15% or more on base insurance

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2021-03-01T22:30:33+00:00

I was on my rock drake and i was looking for reapers for their glands and next thing i turn around and there is an army of glowtail with baby reapers in there mouth and i leave the game

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2019-11-24T05:18:11+00:00

l500 charge capisite could save you 15 tames

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2019-10-15T17:35:28+00:00

Was going to Rockwell terminal to transfer reaper and drake to ragnarok there were so many rock drakes and I crashed and when I went back on they killed my glowtail aka my only source of charge light meaning I was constantly being attacked by nameless >:V

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2019-09-14T06:57:53+00:00

This adorable little boi can do more than you expect :>

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2019-08-28T15:34:24+00:00

Was in the middle of taming one of these but my friend asked me if I could come help pack all the food into the fridge and the freezer cuz they'd just came back from shopping so I did when I got back 5 minute later all I saw was a update screen.I cried a lot knowing that it was done I would die immediately if I went back so I now only play Roblox.

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2025-01-19T18:43:40+00:00

So well I mean what isn’t great about this little guy it’s cute it replaces the torch can sit on your shoulder and it has that face only a mother can love