Meeting of carnos

Rex: Hm. I'm king of dinos.

Giga joins meeting)

Giga: Hello!

Rex: Your 2 feet taller than me, oh god!

Spino joins meeting)

Spino: Waddup docs?

Rex: Oh my God spinos here too uhhh...

Spino: I should be king I'm the biggest carnivore!

Giga: No I should be, I look cooler!

Rex:I'm more fearsome!

Spino: Oh, says the guy that cant even see things that don't move.

Rex: THATS JUST A MYTH!!

Giga:Guys calm down. We can settle this out.

Spino and Rex: How?

Giga:Why dont we invite more carnos?

(Carno and Mosa join meeting)

Mosa:Hi.

Carno:Hello.

Rex: How does this solve our problems..

Giant bee sneaks in meeting)

Bee:Hello everyone.

Rex: Ahh! A bee! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!

Bee:DUDE CHILL. GOD.

Mosa:I'm the biggest aquatic reptile to live! (Other than blue whale)

Meg joins)

Meg: Actually ark actually made you bigger and me smaller for a dumb reason. I am supposed to be biggest thing in ocean.

Mosa and meg left meeting)

Bee: Did yall know I can fly?

Giga:You shouldn't be able too. According to the law of physics-

Rex: Yeah, yeah, who cares about dumb physics!

Giga: Dont interrupt me!

Giga: As I was saying, according to the laws of physics, a bee shouldn't be able to lift its fat body around. But no, bees are gods, they break physics completely.

Bee:ARE YOU CALLING ME AND MY BROS FAT!?

Giga: Yes.

Spino: I'm hungry.

Everyone: NOBODY CARES.

Rex sneaks and steals crown of king of dinos)

Everyone:Rex? Your the king!

Giga: (eats crown) I should be king (pushes rex)

Rex: Ow! Grrrr... (bites neck)

Spino:EVERYONE CALM DOWN NOW. THE MEETING CAN END. GOD.

Everyone: FINALLY!!!!

Me spawning in the highlands on rag:

Ah, what a nice day!

My friend jumps in the server:

Dude, be careful.

Me:

Nah it’ll be fine.

Collects bushes.

Makes tiny base.

Makes narcotics and tranqs.

Levels up a lot.

Tames an army of allosaurs.

My friend living in the desert:

AUGGGGHH!

this server was the ark additions mod btw.

Me:

what happened was it an acro?

My screen:

Your tribe mate T-man was killed by a giganotosaurus- level 130!

Me: oh dam

Giga shows up*

Me:

OH CRAP

People:just bola your friend and run

Me on singleplayer:should I bola myself or?

A wild Giga will destroy Your stuctures if its near Your base

A baby Giga will destroy Your sleep schedule if You want 100% imprint

I am big

I am strong

I eat bobs

I can not go to many bosses

I am hard to tame

No one can hide

I drop torpor like a boss

When you tame me I get worse

I am big

I am strong

I will eat you don’t worry about that

If you bola your tribe and run I will eat you to

Real men like me knock this thing out with a horse

Early game tame take a bola, club and some meat then you got yourself a giga

Simple passive tame for noobs. Just walk up with a couple tintoberries / azulberries / amberries. Just 1 berries and boom, instant tame for a level 150. 🤯

Jk do not try this

Ok so I was on the center map and we were at lava island then there was a giga me and my friend were getting silca pearls it started running to us so I picked him with my argie but it was to slow so I flew back to lava dropped him and told him to run...RIP!!!

Real men knock it out with their fists, feed it with fish meat and keep it asleep with JUST narcoberries.

-Floofff

Giga: I am the most powerful thing on the Ark! Wait…what is that? Oh no— *yoink*

I wanted to see how a rhyniognatha with perfect health, speed and damage would do against a giga.

Turns out the giga is faster.

I sugest using a dodo bird if u want to kill it....

That part in the ark trailer where the tribe knocks out the giga with tranq darts....... yeah don't try to be like them. That is a fantasy

Dont tame this mf, after taming it you are traumatized, its never gonna feel the same after him, and he cant go to the boss fights so he is useless

4 words...

Giga,teammate,bola,run

Carno: I am the most powerful thing in the game!

Rex: heh, heh, think again boii

Giga: Move aside foolish mortals I am the most powerful, but that…. ( points to dodo) that thing scares me

Giga: I fear nothing in this world, but that *points to dodo* that thing scares me...

I just started the game. Was walking around with a friend. I stop to pick some berries. We were hungry. He screams, OMG! Bolas me and runs off saying I own you one. Ill take care of your wife. Last thing I see is the chomp of a giga.

for that guy that said he's new and will trap n tranq it in front of your base... spoiler, no you will not