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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I see a giga, I see this next
Level 150 Giga killed level 237 Megatherium
Level 150 Giga killed level 239 Ice wyvern
Level 150 Giga killed level 253 Rex
Level 150 Giga killed level 62 Bulbdog
Level 150 Giga killed self confidence
Level 150 Giga killed Sanity
Level 150 Giga mad you rage quit and uninstall Ark: Survival Ascended.
Level 150 Giga has made you regret living
I wondered if I could take it with tranq arrows and my pt...
Let's just say I learned the hard way.
(Didn't want to make metal gates, so I'm not stupid.)
And on Ragnarok I tried to tame an equal, it ran into a Giga and then turned around just in time...
I thought I was safe...
Bet jou know what happend.
😐😐😐
Meeting of carnos
Rex: Hm. I'm king of dinos.
Giga joins meeting)
Giga: Hello!
Rex: Your 2 feet taller than me, oh god!
Spino joins meeting)
Spino: Waddup docs?
Rex: Oh my God spinos here too uhhh...
Spino: I should be king I'm the biggest carnivore!
Giga: No I should be, I look cooler!
Rex:I'm more fearsome!
Spino: Oh, says the guy that cant even see things that don't move.
Rex: THATS JUST A MYTH!!
Giga:Guys calm down. We can settle this out.
Spino and Rex: How?
Giga:Why dont we invite more carnos?
(Carno and Mosa join meeting)
Mosa:Hi.
Carno:Hello.
Rex: How does this solve our problems..
Giant bee sneaks in meeting)
Bee:Hello everyone.
Rex: Ahh! A bee! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!
Bee:DUDE CHILL. GOD.
Mosa:I'm the biggest aquatic reptile to live! (Other than blue whale)
Meg joins)
Meg: Actually ark actually made you bigger and me smaller for a dumb reason. I am supposed to be biggest thing in ocean.
Mosa and meg left meeting)
Bee: Did yall know I can fly?
Giga:You shouldn't be able too. According to the law of physics-
Rex: Yeah, yeah, who cares about dumb physics!
Giga: Dont interrupt me!
Giga: As I was saying, according to the laws of physics, a bee shouldn't be able to lift its fat body around. But no, bees are gods, they break physics completely.
Bee:ARE YOU CALLING ME AND MY BROS FAT!?
Giga: Yes.
Spino: I'm hungry.
Everyone: NOBODY CARES.
Rex sneaks and steals crown of king of dinos)
Everyone:Rex? Your the king!
Giga: (eats crown) I should be king (pushes rex)
Rex: Ow! Grrrr... (bites neck)
Spino:EVERYONE CALM DOWN NOW. THE MEETING CAN END. GOD.
Everyone: FINALLY!!!!
Me spawning in the highlands on rag:
Ah, what a nice day!
My friend jumps in the server:
Dude, be careful.
Me:
Nah it’ll be fine.
Collects bushes.
Makes tiny base.
Makes narcotics and tranqs.
Levels up a lot.
Tames an army of allosaurs.
My friend living in the desert:
AUGGGGHH!
this server was the ark additions mod btw.
Me:
what happened was it an acro?
My screen:
Your tribe mate T-man was killed by a giganotosaurus- level 130!
Me: oh dam
Giga shows up*
Me:
OH CRAP