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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2022-01-02T00:39:23+00:00

Hey a giga hey look the death screen

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-12-13T17:22:08+00:00

I killed it with my fists I died like 9364 times but I killed it

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-11T15:20:30+00:00

Me: la da de da de

Giga: munch

Game: lvl 9999999999999999 Giga was pecked by lvl 1 Dodo

Me: 😮

Me again: 😵

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-12-11T13:11:54+00:00

This is a tragic story so I had knocked out a giga and I was so happy it was at 84% and I forgot to tranq it more it woke up and started chasing me into the water it drowned R.I.P

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2021-11-19T18:18:43+00:00

Why is this ranked #2 in damage, what on Ark is stronger than this monstrosity?

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2021-11-11T00:14:14+00:00

Me and my bary : exploring the mountains to find an allo to tame

Me: *finds an allo*

Me: *shoots tranq dart at allo*

Allo: who shot me?

Allo: *rushes towards me*

Me: wait that’s a very weird allo

Me: oh s*** that is definitely not an allo

Giga: *dies*

Game: your baryonyx (baryonyx lvl 237) killed a giga lvl 1

Me: …

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-11-07T00:25:04+00:00

You need like 300 Movement speed to escape one of these

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-10-26T18:12:59+00:00

Giga:saw my base

Me:OH NO

Giga smashes and instantly dies by 100 terror birds level 30-40

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-10-10T15:21:55+00:00

Ever realize how a raptor is a big compy a carno is a big raptor an allo is a big carno a rex is a big allo a giga is a big rex and a dragon is a big giga with wings

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-09-08T10:29:16+00:00

Step1:find a giga

Step2:carft a bola

Step3: Ready to die

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2019-09-22T14:53:32+00:00

Bola the thing and hit it with a spear for your life

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2019-09-22T14:53:31+00:00

Bola the thing and hit it with a spear for your life

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2019-09-15T01:11:53+00:00

If you want to fight a giga,10 out of 10 ark players recommend using your dodo,besides they are the children of god

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2019-09-01T19:51:05+00:00

The name kinda sounds like “Chicken -Antosaurus”

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2019-08-28T15:18:54+00:00

Was out alone no tames legit noob 2 minute later *boom Boom BOOM*Me- ahhh giga-roar feed mi!*nom Nom NOM*

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2019-08-16T02:30:59+00:00

I was sailing to a new area and saw something not to far ahead. I only saw the feet. I made the mistake of getting closer to see what it was. I somehow got back to my ship alive. Yes, I was a new player. Yes, I was an idiot, no, it didn’t chance me for some reason.

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2019-07-08T21:54:46+00:00

Level 1 dodos can kill these things

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2019-07-07T21:12:36+00:00

While this dino isn’t particularly smart! It does know how to end up killing everything at the end. Make sure u prepare bring some spino eggs maybe he’ll save u for later! Or run away >> is that possible ofc not it’s a giga unless u have tek. This dino will do everything to kill u.....

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2024-02-03T23:13:05+00:00

Every Dino chilling

Giga online

Every Dino in exestince offline

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2024-01-29T05:39:57+00:00

This can't break metal even though it can kill titanos with ease and chomp mountains like butter?