Me and my bary : exploring the mountains to find an allo to tame

Me: *finds an allo*

Me: *shoots tranq dart at allo*

Allo: who shot me?

Allo: *rushes towards me*

Me: wait that’s a very weird allo

Me: oh s*** that is definitely not an allo

Giga: *dies*

Game: your baryonyx (baryonyx lvl 237) killed a giga lvl 1

Me: …

You need like 300 Movement speed to escape one of these

Giga:saw my base

Me:OH NO

Giga smashes and instantly dies by 100 terror birds level 30-40

Ever realize how a raptor is a big compy a carno is a big raptor an allo is a big carno a rex is a big allo a giga is a big rex and a dragon is a big giga with wings

Step1:find a giga

Step2:carft a bola

Step3: Ready to die

Real men tame it with cooked fish meat

(When pucca sees one) PUCCA, PUCCA, HEY GIGAA, DONT U WANNA BE MY FREND? Giga: What the f*** is happening-wait, are you chasing me? Wait you just jumped over Mt. Everest oh god (music intensifies) (Giga falls down, getting kissed a hundred time)

If you want to tame then simply make a trap that will do nothing cuz you don't know that hes a giga not a dodo

Me: takes a stamina break on my argy

Giga: B o n j o u r

Small tip for your first metting. Get your @ss out of here! Firstable absolutely not worth to kill (loot= couple raw prime and raw meat) mammoth have better loot.

Secondary.. ehh.. I'm going to cry... rest in pepperoni my lovely spini and his lil brother rapti. Also.. 2x 800+ armor, 300 shotgun shells and all the nerves. I am breaked

Lvl 9999 apparently needs 7693111 narcoberries. Bruuh

I sucked his nuts and I tamed it

I love this game especially my dinos

My tribemate bolaed me

I dodo arrowed him.

i lived lol.

eff you.

Giga: Trips and falls of cliff taking only a small scratch of damage

Also Giga: I blame you

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If you see one and you are unprepared, the best thing to do is to think of what your last words are going to be

If you rnvounter this, just say good giant rex and bola up ur buddy

Me: Kills a giga with and assault rifle at lvl 65

Noob Kills a giga with slingshot :/

Me riding Rex

Me see Giga

Me get out my fastest creature

Me… … Dead

Me: *getting narcotics and mutton*

My teammate: I wonder what would happen if I were to feed this THING stimulant

Giga: hippity hoppity your stimulants and soul are my property

Me: *getting back*

Me: WTF DID YOU FEED HIM STIMULANTS

My Other teammate: idkw he did I was watching and he fed it stimulants

My teammate: I’m sorry I thought it would help

Giga: *kills lvl 136 me*

Me: … HOVER OVER THE STIMULANTS AND YOULL SEE THAT IT SAYS IT WAKES things UP

my other other teammate: you know your dead right

Me: IDRC

My other other teammate: ok jeez just trying to let you know

Me: ok, why didn’t you do anything?

My other other teammate: idrk and Idrc, anyways bye gotta eat breakfast

Thx for reading, <3 this took a while to type, yeah anyways I’ll come out with more of these :D