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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-12-11T15:20:30+00:00

Me: la da de da de

Giga: munch

Game: lvl 9999999999999999 Giga was pecked by lvl 1 Dodo

Me: 😮

Me again: 😵

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-12-11T13:11:54+00:00

This is a tragic story so I had knocked out a giga and I was so happy it was at 84% and I forgot to tranq it more it woke up and started chasing me into the water it drowned R.I.P

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2020-01-08T03:27:34+00:00

Ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn! It’s commmiiiiiing

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2020-01-07T03:35:12+00:00

Giga:what time is it

Me:4:30 am

Giga:nah it's lunchtime

Me:gosh dangnt

Giga:I'll give you 5 sec headstart

5 seconds later

Me: ahhhhhh my pteranodon then I see a group of brontosaurus phew as soon as I get there gig bites my head off welp Ig i lose my crap

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2020-01-06T05:35:34+00:00

The first time I say this giga in solo was when I ran out of stam on my argy and I was right above this level 20 giga... plus a level 2 giga right next to it

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2020-01-04T22:57:00+00:00

Once I was playing ark, and my momma told me go tame a giga and bring back a story. I would if I could find one. >:(

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2019-12-15T03:56:44+00:00

What if there were alphas Just be like F*** no B***** I’m not doing that

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2019-10-20T11:19:36+00:00

Try it I wants to see them who tame a giga with a fist

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2019-09-22T14:53:32+00:00

Bola the thing and hit it with a spear for your life

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2019-09-22T14:53:31+00:00

Bola the thing and hit it with a spear for your life

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2019-09-15T01:11:53+00:00

If you want to fight a giga,10 out of 10 ark players recommend using your dodo,besides they are the children of god

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2019-09-01T19:51:05+00:00

The name kinda sounds like “Chicken -Antosaurus”

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2019-08-28T15:18:54+00:00

Was out alone no tames legit noob 2 minute later *boom Boom BOOM*Me- ahhh giga-roar feed mi!*nom Nom NOM*

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2024-02-19T13:33:50+00:00

The giga does not need any narcotics and it´s favorite food is raw fish meat XD

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2024-02-17T06:40:08+00:00

Plz like i wanna see how many likes i can get oh and story

So me and a friend go searhing for dinos on a pterodactyl,

Found a tech stego

Found a alpha giga

Friend dropped me

I shot it with tranquil arrow

It one shotted me

It grows wing and one shots my friend

I decide imma stay near base for a while

Ohh, and how pterodactyl didnt die? Well 2 ways: 1 hacks. 2 close game within 3 seconds spawn at base like nothing happend. 3 scientists better not bring back dinos

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2024-02-03T23:13:05+00:00

Every Dino chilling

Giga online

Every Dino in exestince offline

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2024-01-29T05:39:57+00:00

This can't break metal even though it can kill titanos with ease and chomp mountains like butter?

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2024-01-29T05:38:19+00:00

This thing can bite a bronto in half, chomp 4 rexes at once, kill anything with its bite, destroy your life, but cant break metal?

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2024-01-03T04:05:10+00:00

Tame one. Then name it GigaCHAD.

-Your local idot Janeway2050

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2023-12-31T21:12:25+00:00

RUMBLING! RUMBLING! It’s coming! RUMBLING! RUMBLING! GIGAAAAAAAAAAA!